Recipes - Kitchen Humor (19)

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. * You answer the door before people knock. * You just completed another sweater and you don't know…

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them--All in all, a pleasant bunch.When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches,…

An oldie but a goodie! Mushroom walks into a bar, bellies on up to the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says: "Are you kidding? We don't serve mushrooms here!" Mushroom says: "Why not? I'm a fun-gi(guy)"…

For a good laugh read some of these hysterical food quotes from celebrities and food lovers from all over.

Over on the Chew on That blog, we featured the list of the 100 foods that everyone should try "before they die". Bloggers Hillary, Kathryn and Emilie each took their respective turns filling out the list.…

The New Year has begun, and we have a variety of easy and healthy dishes to get you started off on the right foot. These includes everything from salads and soups to entrees and calorie-conscious desserts!…

Things To Remember When You Are On A Diet1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they…

In the famous Christmas movie, Elf, Buddy says, "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." Keep reading for a group of recipes that provides recipes…

Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office. ......When the dinner…

Trick or treat! Here are Recipe4Living, we’ll stick with the treats, especially if they’re Halloween-themed. We’re giving you free range here, and we know there are some creative ways to incorporate…

There are lots of ways to incorporate sodas into cakes, breads, and even meat glazes! Keep reading to see our favorite recipes that use all different kinds of soda, and tell us your favorites!

Need To Learn Your MannersOne day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about…

May 10th is National Shrimp Day! Celebrate this week with seasonal salads, fresh shrimp dishes and other seafood delights. Savor May veggies such as English cucumbers and peas with this lovely meal planner.

As dessert was served to the visiting pastor, the hostess apologized for not having any cheese to go with the apple pie. Hearing this, her little son slipped down from his chair and left the room, then…