"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead” -Miss Piggy

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STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.  -Jonny Carson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -Gracie Allen

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -Jim Davis